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I READ THE SUNDAY INQUIRER'S PARADE SUPPLEMENT BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO...BUT YOU REALLY SHOULD

If only because the opening Q&A page provides the easiest way to rectally insert a thermometer into the troubled anus of middle America:

Q: Is there a reason why David Caruso tilts his head and talks hesitantly on CSI: Miami? - Jan L., Saginaw, Mich.

A: Yes. It's called acting.

More amazing than Kreskin.

Posted on March 20, 2006 at 07:45 AM in Wookified Musings | Permalink

Comments

Have you seen that show? I wouldn't call what Caruso does "acting".

Posted by: Thundah at Mar 20, 2006 12:27:46 PM

It's also called "aping what Vincent D'Onofrio does on Law and Order: CI"

Posted by: rjwhite at Mar 20, 2006 3:27:01 PM

Please. Caruso hasn't acted since KISS OF DEATH, a performance focused solely on pretending he was the draw over a completely over-the-top Nick Cage.

Now that - that's acting!

Posted by: Wook at Mar 20, 2006 4:38:44 PM

yeah, double on that "that's not acting" thing -- if they'd just do the mystery solving and leave the emoting to somebody else, this would be a better world entirely...

Posted by: acm at Mar 20, 2006 8:25:43 PM

There are no better worlds, acm, and all the flowers are dying.

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Grampa - I am officially freaking out after reading that.

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