If only because the opening Q&A page provides the easiest way to rectally insert a thermometer into the troubled anus of middle America:
Q: Is there a reason why David Caruso tilts his head and talks hesitantly on CSI: Miami? - Jan L., Saginaw, Mich.A: Yes. It's called acting.
More amazing than Kreskin.
Have you seen that show? I wouldn't call what Caruso does "acting".
Posted by: Thundah | 2006.03.20 at 12:27
It's also called "aping what Vincent D'Onofrio does on Law and Order: CI"
Posted by: rjwhite | 2006.03.20 at 15:27
Please. Caruso hasn't acted since KISS OF DEATH, a performance focused solely on pretending he was the draw over a completely over-the-top Nick Cage.
Now that - that's acting!
Posted by: Wook | 2006.03.20 at 16:38
yeah, double on that "that's not acting" thing -- if they'd just do the mystery solving and leave the emoting to somebody else, this would be a better world entirely...
Posted by: acm | 2006.03.20 at 20:25
There are no better worlds, acm, and all the flowers are dying.
Posted by: Grampa | 2006.03.21 at 00:43
Grampa - I am officially freaking out after reading that.
Posted by: Lovely | 2006.03.21 at 07:40
Think happy thoughts, Lovely, it works for me.
Posted by: Grampa | 2006.03.21 at 21:54