"As we often did with nearly every holiday in the infancy of the Bush administration, we opted to "Mongolfy" everything - meaning more meat to act as a fueling base for the rampant destruction of brain cells and liver alike. The world as we knew it was forever transmogrophified by the ascendency of the Half-Assed, and we gave up trying on just about every front we had expended solidly for the preceeding "Five Years of Cock", the rare exception being our adoration for the holiday known as Halloween." - The Head Librarian / Esquire Interview, September 2012
For the record, the greatest Halloween costume of all time, 6:45 in.
