In a world where one could argue that the crumbling economy is built on the salesmanship of Billy Mays and the shitty product lines that have all but taken over every Bed, Bath & Beyond across this great land, it's time for us to eradicate the poisons of yesteryear, cleansing ourselves as an act of renewal, an act both spiritual as it is economically sound, but only if you act within the next 10 minutes.
To that end, ladies and germs, may I introduce you to the consummate showmanship that is Klee Irwin and his Dual Action Cleanse.
"Oh my goodness, that's not pretty."
Oh, the girlfriend and I have been mesmerized by his John Waters-style mustache for a while now. The constant apologies for the content of his infomercial are amazing.
But wait, there's more! I'd also suggest checking out these infomercials: Shark Steam Mop, that cooking product with Mr. T, Jeff's Guide to Internet Millions, the new Extenze infomercial and Peter Popoff (a preacher who sells 'miracle manna' with a recipe straight from God).
Posted by: dmac | 2009.02.24 at 01:12
I keep telling myself that I owe myself a great deal more Popoff in my visual diet. Thx for the reminder.
Posted by: Wook | 2009.02.24 at 11:46
thou must not remember the time we ordered said water for teZ
Posted by: thEskimo | 2009.02.24 at 12:39
Very nice blog. I will enjoy reading it! It is very sad to hear about his death. He will be missed.
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Posted by: tonny | 2009.10.17 at 08:03