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CHANNEL NEVERFAILS: THE SUMMER MOVIE SEASON STARTS NOW!

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I know what you're thinking...after a weekend spent going on and on and on about just how classic that Steel Panther video is, that today's Channel Neverfails would in fact be just that video. And that's your first mistake of this fine Monday, cochise!

But then again, I did watch as my Hammer shed sweat pregnancy tears over that mighty fine Anvil trailer, and before I can say "smell the glove"...oh, frig...who am I kidding? Roll it, Tonto!

There. Better.

CHANNEL NEVERFAILS: BRING ME THE HEAD OF RICK MORANIS

Because I too often ponder what became of Rick Moranis, promise myself to investigate, then totally forget mere minutes later. In that respect, The Vulture drops some additional knowledge, admirably.

CHANNEL NEVERFAILS: REMEMBER WHEN WE ALL WANTED TO BE MARTY McFLY

If nothing else, this would have prevented one great movie from becoming one lame trilogy. Tip of the furr to the geeks over at Cinematical.

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Chloe Sevigny rediscovers her sex appeal. That's right...I've seen The Brown Bunny.

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Back where it all began.

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As expected, Bill Maher gives great period to this fucking election.

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This...this abides.

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Mellencamp once said "I fight authority, authority always wins." Clearly, that sentiment is American by design.