Two cents a pop from Montrose, Red Sox vs. Rockies:
- Whoever is programming the music cues into the commercial breaks over there at Fox...heckuva job. They've all but played every track off Boston's 1976 debut, fingered some Bosstones, and even punctuated Beckett's 3K first inning with the Pixies "Here Comes Your Man".
- Considering all of these games will probably dip into the next day, Joe Buck is all but alone in the announcer's booth after the sixth inning, with Old Man McCarver all but exhausted by 11PM.
- Boyz II Men represent during the 7th inning stretch...as a trio?!?
- Taco Bell pledges to serve free tacos to the populace next Tuesday from 2-5PM if someone steals a base. Royce Clayton, seemingly drawn to every miked player on the Red Sox bench, is absolutely infatuated by this marketing coup. Ellsbury stole second tonight. I'll take mine soft.
- If the Academy removed the stick from their asses over comedic work, and Oscars could actually be given for commercials, this guy would be a shoe-in for '07, hands down.
On a side note, don't my Sox look fan-fucking-tastic.
